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Discordian Twits... [15 Aug 2009|10:42pm]

...worst kind.


The Foundation for Neo-cognitive and Ontological Research and Development (F.N.O.R.D.) is proud to present.. twits! Yes, you too can follow twits around at http://www.twitter.com/fnordcabal
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For your Erisian pleasure... [31 Mar 2009|02:30pm]

The Mighty Hercules - Search of the Golden Apples

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For the win.... [28 Jun 2008|09:17pm]

x-posted to my personal LJ

Here's one of them Internet memes, a YouTube video.
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Discordian Cyberspace Masquerade [19 May 2008|02:39pm]

So I got this e-mail about something cool going on. I think it's such a great idea that I'm taking it upon myself to tell LJ about it.

Hail Yes

I hadn't even realized it was Discordia's 50th (or 49th) anniversary. This is cool 'cause we get to celebrate the 50 year mark for two years in a row. It's our Golden Apple anniversary. =)

I love the idea of an online party which brings together Discordians from all sections of the web. It's also cool that it's anonymous. It'll make communication really interesting. I hope to swap some of my ideas with other people's ideas, and maybe get a page or two written for the book PDF thing they're putting together.

Anyway, there's not a lot of time until the party starts, so I'm trying to pass the invite around as quickly as possible. If you have any ideas for where else we should advertise, please post! Or optimally, you should go there and get some buzz going.

PLEASE post to your blogs, facebook groups, forums, whatever, wherever Discordians hang out.

I'll see you guys at the party! Hail Eris and Hail Yes!
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KallistiCon 2008! [08 May 2008|03:06pm]

From a secure location beneath New Alamut,
Left Coast, Turtle Island, Earth
Fool's Day 2008

Discordians, Dysnomians, Erisians, and others of much ilk...

Get up! (Get on up!)

KallistiCon 2008 is coming - June 20-22!

Every year this millennium, we've gotten together in the Bay Area in California. We're not just rehashing gags from the Principia - we're moving forward, practicing chaos in the world.

For the last seven years, we've eaten and drank together, we've made friends with strangers in traffic, we've had rituals and blessings, we've been weird in public, and we've been human with each other. We’ve found the freaks who thought they were the only ones, and taught them - and ourselves - what tribe is supposed to mean.

Some of you will say: "But Discordians are supposed to be disorganized."

Didn't you know that's just a put-on?

Some of you will say we’re doing it wrong, and only you know the right way to follow Eris.

That's OK. Just quit talking about it and start doing it.

Some will no doubt repeat the tired cliche: "We Discordians tend to stick apart."

Of course we do, but sticking apart is more fun when we do it together.

Throw out your old memes. Greg and Kerry are gone, Bob Wilson is gone, Camden Benares and the other old-timers are gone. Let's honor and respect them. Let's learn from their lives and their teachings. But let's stop trying to be them.

The Principia is your grandma's Discordia. Being an inside joke on the net is your daddy's. What's yours? And who are you doing it with?

gabba gabba
we accept you
we accept you
one of us

June 20-22, 2008
Redwood City, California
RSVP by June 15!
Contact: email stmae@discordian.com
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[06 Apr 2008|08:35am]
You must read this. It is about Draconian/Saurian conspiracy. While you have been sleeping, this is what your biatch Discordia has been up to. :
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[06 Apr 2008|08:35am]
If you would like to make Allah cry, chant mantras and do breath-counting exercises. Any polysyllabic mantra chanted outloud or within one's mind, constantly, will be fit for this purpose.
And say "Shankar" once a day
P.S. "If you see Allah on a road, just say: I am not afraid of you, no no no I am not."
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RE: we sold our future for oil-fueled cars and funny-smelling kebabs [23 Mar 2008|12:44am]
 Turns my evil sister has been lying a little. She is a Jihad Goddess. Supports no religion but Jihad. Captain Clark is some Saudi prince. 23 is an unlucky number, and 17 lucky, but only just. She did not start Discordian religion, she stole it from me and from Universal Reason. She does not like Zen-buddhists, she kills them in Tibet for bringing enlightenment into this world.

In short, do not trust Eris.
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Fall Card Brigade- Deadline Extended :) [30 Sep 2007|10:44am]

Once again, I am moved to organize a Card Brigade, just because it is fun to get random stuff in the mail!

"A WHAT?" You ask? A Card Brigade.
Send to me** by Oct 6th

~your lj/Uru/forum/nickname name
~your real name (or the one that snailmail can be addressed to)
~Your Snail Mail Address
~your preferred email address

On Oct 13, you will get a list of 5 names and addresses. Your job is to mail one card to each person, before Nov 3rd. Cards can be funny,general, sweet, handmade, commercial, postcards, or whatever. Just remember to keep them fairly clean (unless you know the recipient well). Send a little bit of random cheer to 5 people, and you'll get 5 bits in the mail too!

**(cardbrigade at gmail dot com)
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Political Clowns [01 Sep 2007|11:40am]

I know this happened like 6 months ago, but I can't help thinking that RAW is still in an afterlife somewhere, smiling about this:
Clowns KKKick KKK ass!
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Living the F.N.O.R.D.ian dream [18 Jul 2007|07:09am]

Random Acts of Surreal Kindness

Lock and load those donuts, men. Get out there and Do Good in the name of Eris!
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HELP ME! DEAR GOD! [22 Mar 2007|12:37am]

[ mood | Vomiting blood. ]



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[13 Mar 2007|12:36am]

It's one thing to be beaten up by Lex Luthor and his giant robotic dog or something...it's another thing entirely when you get knob-slapped by a guy in a metal thong.
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Because it had to be done [01 Feb 2007|06:01pm]

From the demented minds of my wife and her friend:

x-posted a few places....
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RAW Memorial Info [24 Jan 2007|09:55am]

(Copied from technopaganism, which was copied the Discordian.com Updates email list)

Hail Eris!

It'slike KallistiCon, only sadder: the weekend traditionally known as "President's Day Weekend" this February (16-19) will host at least three Robert Anton Wilson memorial events in the San Francisco bayarea, not to mention several other Discordian events.

That weekend also hosts PantheaCon, a huge neo-Pagan convention in San Jose,CA. This convention has long celebrated Discordianism with rituals and presentations, and is where I will be spending much of my weekend.

The memorials:

Saturday night is Discordian.com's annual PantheaCon Discordian ritual. We'd planned a Papal Inauguration to formally install everyone as Pope, andwe feel that this is now more important than ever. We will also honor RAW's memory and works in full Discordian style (uh, what that meansI'm still a little unsure, but I'll have it figured out - got anyideas? email me). Here's the official description:

Discordian.com's Papal Inauguration & RAW Memorial

Everyman, woman and child (and everyone else) is a Pope! And yet... how many Papal Inaugurations have you attended? Too few! Come learn what it means to commune with your pineal gland and get a shot at that Papalinfallibility you so deserve. Help put the fun back in funeral, as wehonor our departed mentor.

Sunday afternoon is the official Robert Anton Wilson Meme-Orial in RAW's hometown of Santa Cruz, CA. Buy your tickets *now* before they sell out - a bargain at $23 each. I've bought mine already, and if you want to go, I suggest you get yours ASAP. No tickets will be sold after Feb 1., and due to the limited number, they may be gone before then. The url below has all the details and a link to buy tickets:


Monday afternoon sometime is the PantheaCon RAW memorial run by the PantheaConstaff. Robert Anton Wilson came to speak at PantheaCon for several years in a row. This is where I gave him a Saint certificate in 1999,and also where I met a friend who has been instrumental in the PantheaCon rituals since the beginning. These are people who knew Bob,who had worked with him and talked with him many times, and I hopeeveryone who can make it out this weekend can make it to their memoria lservice too.

The weekend also promises other Discordian events including a Discordian time travel ritual done by a good friend of mine on Sunday night at PantheaCon, and a reprise of the presentation that Fox and I did recently in Berlin on Discordianism & Culture Jamming(also Monday afternoon).

You should be here for this. If you can make it, buy your tickets now and come.

Ifyou're coming, email me. If you're broke and need a place to stay, talk to me and I'll see what I can do. I'll have more details in the next few days, but I'll be working out a Discordian weekend guide and phone list.

This is a party to wake the dead.

All hail Discordia!

-->St. Mae, Discordian.com<--

PS: If any of you are in the Toronto area, there will be a memorial there on February 7th. Check out http://rawremembered.blogspot.com/ for all the details.

PPS: If you know of any other memorial services happening anywhere in the world, email me and I'll pass it on.

PPPS: REPOST THIS NOTICE and get every Discordian here you possibly can. Fnord!
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Hagbard Celine has left the building..... [11 Jan 2007|01:51pm]

From the blog of Robert Anton Wilson:
Robert Anton Wilson Defies Medical Experts and leaves his body @4:50 AM on binary date 01/11.
All Hail Eris!

Onbehalf of his children and those who cared for him, deepest love andgratitude for the tremendous support and lovingness bestowed upon us.

(that's it from Bob's bedside at his fnord by the sea)

RAW Memorial February 07
date to be announced
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These prices are insane! [05 Jan 2007|11:59am]

Looks like I am going t o have to close my Fnord cabal cafepress site - I popped for the premium site and it's not much, but I need every bit of flax I can scrape together right now. So, I'm going to close it in the next few days.

So here is your last chance to get the weird stuff I came up with: http://www.cafepress.com/fnordcabal

Have it it like rabid consumer weasels!
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The Flying Rehnquists have arisen! [23 Dec 2006|07:25pm]

[ mood | crazy ]

"On Monday, Graef visited CNET's Second Life bureau for a discussion about her business, how best to set up businesses in Second Life and the nature of competition there.

Unfortunately, as the interview was commencing, the event was attacked by a "griefer," someone intent on disrupting the proceedings. The griefer managed to assault the CNET theater for 15 minutes with--well, there's no way to say this delicately--animated flying penises." [1]

Doesn't this sound like something by Robert Anton Wilson? Like maybe:

"One legend circulated even more than the others, perhaps because it appealed to prurient interest, or maybe just because it was the version given by a few people who had actually been in the Cathedral during Mass. According to this yarn, a miraculous flying Rehnquist [2]- just like the ones in the murals at Pompeii, except that it didn't have wings-had soared across the front of the church, barely missing His Eminence's high episcopal nose."
- SCHRÖDINGER'S CAT TRILOGY by Robert Anton Wilson

Us Discordians, we're everywhere...[grin]

[1] As quoted in this article: http://news.com.com/Virtual+magnate+shares+secrets+of+success/2008-1043_3-6144967.html

[2] Please note Rehnquist = SCOTUS Judge = Penis

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[06 Nov 2006|02:52pm]

Brethren! Sistren! Hermaphren! Neutren! Otheren! Unidentifiableren!

I invite all of you to go poke about here and here and participate in a debate most absurd! An argument about atheism, and whether or not an atheist, by definition, must believe in order to disbelieve! Truly, with the frothing and wailing and gnashing of teeth contained herein, it may well be the work of one of the unknowing Eristic Avatars - or even two, blindly working together to sow even more blessed primal Chaos!

Or I might be full of shit. Eris is giggling too badly to give me an answer, and I have a feeling she'd just tell me to ask the Chao. And all it ever says is "MU".*

* - except for the one time, but that may have been a MU distorted by a sizable quanitity of alcohol into a brilliant-seeming pseudo-zen-koan.

Kassil the Erratic, AD-HOC
High Priest of the High Orbit Cabal, KSC
Master of the Second Door on the Left Past the Golden Apple
Fnord Wrangler Fifth Class
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Calling Dr Jon! [03 Nov 2006|06:24pm]

So I was reading the Apocrypha Discordia, cuz I'm likely to do such a thing. And it seems to be Dr Jon's fault, er I mean work. And I think he's on this community. So I ask the question:

On the dedication page is says "And to Blade, without whom."
So who is this Blade person, Dr Jon?
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